Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Sacked Michael Laudrup Lined Up For Newcastle Utd Hot Seat

Michael Laudrup has just been sacked as Swansea manager. Shocker I know. From winning a major trophy for the Welsh team, from Swansea having fears he would leave them in the summer for a bigger club, to now actually sacking him. They have been on a shocking run since the League Cup win but a club like Swansea don't sack a manager like Laudrup. They're mad. They were lucky to have him.

The next club who appoint him will also be lucky and Newcastle Utd should be first in line. If Mike Ashley has any sense whatsoever in that fat head of his he will finally get rid of the insufferable immovable object in Pardew and bring in one the most highly rated young managers in the game. There is no reason not to. Whatever it will cost to sack Pards, the club will save on not having to pay any compensation as Laudrup is obviously available for nowt. So cost can not come into it.

Even if it did, we have just made £20 million from selling our best player and haven't bothered to replace him so I don't really give a flying ****. Send Pardew back down to London and get Michael Laudrup in. He will give what this football club is crying out for. Ambition and talent with a playing style we we can all get on board with. The choice of Pardew's cowardly lump it up to Shola, to Laudrup's courageous let's get it down and pass it around is a non contest.

If we do not take advantage of this amazing unexpected opportunity I will be sick to my stomach. One major stumbling block for any potential manager coming in was working under the ultimate director of f***all in Joe Kinnear, so seeing as that useless lump has shifted off by his own accord, the timing of this Laudrup sacking couldn't be better. Get yourself some balls Ashley and make a decision that would be popular with the masses and not just with your little cockney clique.

Get Pardew out. Get Laudrup in. There is no compensation to pay. There is no Joe Kinnear or any DOF above him to undermine his position. I can't see Laudrup turning down a club like ours at this stage of his career, especially after being sacked at Swansea. He has half a season to do what he wants and mould the team in his own image without any fears of going down. He can work out who the deadwood is to get rid of and target who to bring in. Him and Graham Carr could be a Dream Team given the signings he has made. Michu for £2 million?...that's a Graham Carr special.

Do the right thing Ashley. You can't be completely useless....can you??!!

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19 comments:

  1. How about moving Pardew up to DoF & Laudrop as manager, at least then, we have someone in Pardew who knows what the Toon want, can get on with Carr & take the crap us fans give out, just a suggestion that means no outlay to pay off Pards either :)

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  2. Pards wont do that in a million years i'm afraid....or bring Laudrup in as DOF and force Pards to quit ; D

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  3. What makes you so sure Laudrup would come to Newcastle given the structure at the club. Also he is so great? Some Swansea fans dont think so and are giving credit to Rodgers team and playing style which Laudrup inherited last season albeit with the addition of Michu. Loss of key players and Europa Cupp has cost him - not so different to us last season when we had Cabaye. Colocinni Tiote and Ba missing for lengthy spells. Plenty fans and pundits seem to think Swansea Chairman does a good job so why does he want rid??

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    1. It's clear to me and many others that Laudrup is a young manager with bags of potential. To win a trophy at Swansea is a huge achievement and don't forget he got them through the group in Europa. He also has an eye for a player and a bargain. Michu made Swansea's season last year.

      I for one would give him a chance over a stale waste of space like Pardew. How he can justify lumping it up to Shola in a Tyne Wear derby after 3 years in charge is beyond acceptable. Disgusts me.

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    2. And why does Laudrup want to come to us exactly??

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    3. Well he has no job for a start....

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    4. I dont rely on a tailor's chance in hell that he ends up in Britain's asshole

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    5. Britain's asshole?

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  4. On reflection afterjust reading article in Mirror online about his sacking he might fit in here haha - but no thank you the grass isn't always greener elsewhere

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  5. 7 wins in 34 games... It isn't a "shocker" at all. Laudrup is periodically making Swansea worse all the time. He rode Rodgers' influence to a cup... now his influence is taking hold, they look abysmal. Pardew has us 3 points behind Man Utd, working with clowns above him.

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  6. OMFG, fans are backing Pardew over Luadrop.... thats as got to be a first!!!!

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  7. Michu was a signing Rodgers was going to make as his scouting team had him on their radar, Laudrup merely read the reports and Got him, Rodgers wanted Michu at Liverpool but the timing was wrong and he also had a Gentlemen's agreement with Huw Jenkins to leave him to Swansea as a gesture of good will due to the good natured departure between Rodgers and Swansea

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  8. Yes please..he may biegin using cisse a bit more...hes a fckin gun warming the bench!

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  9. Does the old Bayern manager want a job?

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  10. Come guys sack pardew are you for real he has done a good job for what tools he as get rid of Ashley yes sack pardew no if Ashley did sell the club he deserves one full season not his fault he works for a fat t**t

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