Alan Pardew and John Carver did a radio interview on BBC Newcastle (link above)
Here are a few things we've learned this evening:
Pardew loves Shola more than anyone in the world. Loves him. Most important player. <worried>
He will bring in a new CB next season who can score goals. Saylor needs to watch out coz Colo will be in the team.
Simmo shud stay and stop being a greedy knob with his agent. Danny Guthrie is defo going. Shame. Adios.
He 'mmmmmmmmmm...likes the look' of a couple of these trialists he's got at the moment. Will probably sign one of em.
Don't mess with JC if you're a mackem because he'll probably kick the f*ck out of you. Craig Bellamy got a piece in an airport...so watch out yer bast*rds!! <grr>
Ben Arfa v Blackburn is Pard's favourite goal. JC's is Cabaye v Man Utd.
Speaking of Cabaye and Manure. Pardew can do nothing to stop him going to Manure and would wish him luck. Fair enough, but dont put ideas in clubs head Al. Jesus. <yikes>
Pardew wants to sign Debuchy. Reading between the lines....unless it's Hazard. (not bloody likely)
Pardew know's we're sh*t at set pieces, even if the presenter or some callers dont. <doh> and might bring in a coach just for that job next season.
Mike Ashley is a proper tight, greddy c*nt. So if you wanna by one of our players, bring a big cheque book and pen with plenty of ink.
Santon loves saying, "Alright, son" in an italian-geordie language fusion of love.
Some lad was on the radio saying that Santon is better in midfield. Crazy person. (no it wasn't me)
They're trying to get Demba Ba to sign a new contract and just hopes he stays because of European football and the love of the fans. Some of the release clause rumours are right and some aren't.
We are taking advice from Stoke and Spurs <puke> about European campaigns. Again <puke>
If Dunston dont win the FA Vase, then dont bother coming back.
Demba Ba is Madonna & Papiss Cisse is Lady Gaga. So there.
All the team and managers are off down to 'As You Like It', so there is gonna be a f*cking free for all down there some time soon!!