Premier League Shite Of The Year XI

Looking at who were the best players in 2011 is boring. We know them pretty much; RVP, Ba, Bale etc etc zzzzz. So here is my Premier League Shite Of The Year XI. Enjoy!

GK David De Gea - based on his transfer fee. Compare it to Vorm and it's embarrassing.
RB James Perch - Awful. Just awful.
CB Sebastien Squillaci - Funny how poor he is.
CB David Luiz - The Fee. The club he plays for. The baffling displays at times.
LB Ronald Zubar - I remember some of his displays last season. Hilarious. (see below)
RM Jordan Henderson - Someone needs to explain to me why he is good. £14mil?!
CM Michael Carrick - He's just terrible. But somehow still manages to get games.
CM Lee Cattermole - The man is a thug. Plus he is sh*te
LM Andrei Arshavin - Terrible year.
ST Fernando Torres - £50mil. Oh dear.
ST Andy Carroll - £35mil. Dear oh dear. Left the best til last!

Manager: Steve Bruce. Since scum sold Bent in Jan 2011, Agent Bruce took them to new lows. It was beautiful. Now of course he has no job. (I was thinking Steve Kean but the lad has has just won @ Old Trafford. Plus Fat Sam gets a mention)

Unlucky boys. Here's to 2012!

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